Mistakes

Here are some of my favourites from the ever expanding list of mistakes which have been catalogued by this blog so far:

• Being too much myself
• Not being myself enough
• Getting my elbow caught in between a wall and a door when closing it
• Continuing to buy coffee from vending machines at Preston bus station
• Not warning that impressionable young girl about the people of Leyland
• Thinking that crudely drawn pictures of Stalin would work as a tool of seduction

• Assuming that I will, at some point, learn from previous mistakes
• Smoking something that I found in a bag, with skull and cross bones on it, outside Preston bus station
• Exercise (view)
• Using a sock for sock function 2 after using it for sock function 1
• Purposefully making a blog post 60% wrong
• Forgetting how to do things relating to the cycling of a bike (view)

• Outsmarting waterproof clothing by working against it from the inside (view)
• Ruining a minor's relationship with her artwork by introducing inappropriate and unwanted sexual undertones (view)
• Trapping logic in a box marked, 'Open later. P.S. fuck you'  (view)
  
• Attempting sandwich artistry with self-inflicted stigmata (view)

• Engaging in a written debate with someone who can barely spell (view)
• Assuming I'm superior to the illiterate (view)
• Trusting things I heard on BBC News 24 (view)