Something mean about Belgium
I don't recall ever saying anything mean about Belgium. But, I'd hate to disappoint my accidental fans.
Belgium is less good than other European countries, although still probably in the top ten
"Wow. You really stuck it to the Belgians."
It only said 'something mean,' it didn't say 'really mean' or 'mean as fuck.' Plus, no one knows enough about Belgium to adequately insult it. I think that they have something to do with chocolate or sausages, but what European country can't you say that about? In my mind they're essentially just the continental Wales.
"Okay, now that's pretty mean."
Are these people looking for:
- cakes made of goat,
- cakes shapes like goats, or
- cakes made by goats.
Single parents are like superman
Yeah, but are they? Do they use their laser eyes to re-heat sausage meat? Do they use their X-ray vision to work out who is carrying sausage meat and then befriend them using their super-pheremones? Do they eat sausage meat with their super-mouths and then fly round the world to reverse time, so that they can go back to before they ate the sausage meat and be able to eat the sausage meat once more?
"Why do you think that Superman is obsessed with sausage meat?"
Oh, so you like that aspect? I'm pitching a more gritty and urban version of the character to DC in which Superman's achiles heal is an addiction to sausage meat instead of kryptonite.
"It seems like Mayor McCheese would have hamburger meat - not sausage meat."
Yeah, Superman is not going to be happy when he finds that out. He just spends the rest of the issue crying in fact.
"Sounds like my kind of superhero story."
Yeah, DC really went to touchy-feely with the Dark Knight and Man of Steel; it's time to get back to what made comics great in the golden age of the 1980s - relentless grimness.
I'm single and I like it
I'm not single and I never liked it.
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Syria funny pictures
I should probably - definitely - start this by stating unconditionally that:
I HAVE NEVER BLOGGED FUNNY PICTURES OF SYRIA
The thing of interest here is that people are searching for this.
...what the fuck?
Obviously I can't draw a funny picture of Syria, but....
"You can link to some funny ones of Belgium?"
You're probably thinking that this is some sort of Belgian folk tradition, called the Gilles of Binche or something, whereas in fact this is just HOW EVERY SINGLE BELGIAN PERSON DRESSES.
For more search queries, check out my previous post: