Golded Banner!

I now have a lovely banner!

It symbolises me fighting with my own stupidity (stupidity is the one on the left). To visually represent dumbness I have drawn a creature which is part fish, part monkey, and has Katie Price's breasts.

"Oh, but Katie Price isn't stupid," you may be saying, if you are some sort of twat fang, "She's a very successful business woman."

Oh, well if we're now judging people by how well they have done by their own, awful standards, then yes, Katie Price is a smashing success, and is probably in the top five behind:

1. Satan
2. Hitler
3. The guy that fucked the AIDS monkey
4. George Bush 2
5. Katie Price

"Err, did the first human AIDS patient actually do that well for himself?" you ask.

Mmm hmm, big time! After he rid himself of AIDS, he went on to be a massive success. I can't name him obviously, for legal reasons, but I will say that his name rhymes with 'Richard Branson.' And even if he hadn't done so well for himself, he still would have made an impact on the world that wasn't dissimilar to Katie Price's, i.e. a fucking 'orrible one.

"Oh. But George Bush 2 didn't do that good did he?"

Yeah, course he did. You really think petrol would be so cheap if he hadn't invaded Islam?

Anyway, Katie Price is rancid, and I'm sorry to have brought her up in what should have been a pleasant post about my new, freshly golded banner.


Oh, and a big thanks to Jim Bestall for colouring in my banner! He did miss a bit, but I think he may have done that out of spite as I was being very irritating and repeatedly pointing out to him that he'd:


"Missed a bit."


And no one likes a back seat graphic designer!


Oh, and I was supposed to do a post explaining 'golding' before this one, but I haven't, so just expect to find out what that means....




.... at some point later